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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
No way
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Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
What is the best video editing software you are using presently?
So, the docs changed it to read
—
Then came..
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share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What firsthand information do you have on prisoner-on-prisoner sexual abuse/rape?
Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
How do women feel when they are in love?
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Nuts and Butts
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Culpa nobis molestiae ab dignissimos omnis nesciunt.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
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