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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 04:16

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So they tried

Judge rejects Newsom’s emergency request to limit Trump LA troop deployment - The Hill

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Everyone loved it.

No way

Anthony says 1st HR made better by Red Sox win - ESPN

Unacceptable again!

Minds and Behinds

Hysterias & Posteriors

Column | How many years do I have left? An app gave me some helpful insights. - The Washington Post

Just Forget it!

Catatonics & High Colonics

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

George E. Smith, Nobel laureate who envisioned digital imagery, dies at 95 - The Washington Post

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Thumbs down again.

Still no good

What is the best video editing software you are using presently?

So, the docs changed it to read

Then came..

Early AI investor Elad Gil finds his next big bet: AI-powered rollups - TechCrunch

share office space ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What firsthand information do you have on prisoner-on-prisoner sexual abuse/rape?

Freaks and Cheeks

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good.

How do women feel when they are in love?

No go.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Nuts and Butts

RBC Canadian Open 2025 prize money: Full payout from $9.8 million purse - Yahoo Sports

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Loons and Moons

No, not a chance

Loneliness is bad for your health—but it may not be as deadly as once thought, new research finds - AOL.com

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

They put up a sign reading

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Culpa nobis molestiae ab dignissimos omnis nesciunt.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Next, they tried...

Teen TikTok skin care craze may be harmful — and expensive, study finds - CNN